Malice@Doll

Synopsis:

After the annihilation of all humanity a lone robotic prostitute named Malice wanders the streets still looking for the next client. Broken down and aging, Malice heads in for another repair but takes a wrong turn and ends up in a room with a giant spherical... thing. Realizing that it's not the repair robot she was looking for, Malice decides to kiss it, after which a mutated phallus breaks out from the inside of the sphere and impales Malice. Malice ceases to function but then wakes up the next day as a human with the strange power to turn anything robotic into a living organism by kissing it.


Reviewer: Endosanity
Number of episodes watched: 3 OVAs put together to make one horrible... horrible movie


Review:

That's about as straight forward as I can get because this movie explains nothing... NOTHING! This movie has no rhyme or reason to why anything is happening, who anybody is, why the world is now uninhabited, or what that sphere is or was. Ultimately, it's just one confusing mess that leads you to the intersection of "why" and "bother". Malice@Doll is a CGI anime movie and an extremely horrible one at that as it looks like something from an old PS1 video game or the computer rendering the show barely met the minimum system requirements for the software. The only way it could be enjoyed it if you're feeling nostalgic otherwise the presentation is very primitive and hurts what little story there is. This movie is just one big waste of time that presents you with a message that didn't have to be so cryptically hidden... "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Avoid this at all costs, the English track sounds like everyone phoned their lines in and no... it isn't some gritty, dark, cyberpunk thriller... it literally is nothing more than a pure crapfest. And y'know, that's all I can say about this one and that's pretty bad considering everything can be told in one and a half measly paragraphs.

Malice's Requiem (AMV)

*Note - No the guys computer isn't slow. That is how the CGI actually moves in the movie.

Recommendation: |None|

Media type: DVD
From: Arts Magic
Spoken languages: English;Japanese
Subtitles: English