Kanokon

Synopsis:

Right about now, you're probably thinking "Y'know, I wonder what it would be like to have a big breasted girl fall head over heels for me and can't keep her hands off me?" but then the next thing that'll enter your mind is "Maybe, I'd like a flat chested girl with long legs that seem to go up to her neck constantly stalking me!" But ultimately, that dirty mind of yours will only come to one conclusion... "How about both? Now that would be awesome!" Well then you'll probably be wishing that you were Kouta Oyamada as he encounters this on a daily basis. For some unknown reason Kouta has become the target of two very aggressive girls, and although they make his life as hectic as possible he doesn't necessarily mind it either. It just comes as sort of a shock when he finds out that the two ladies, Chizuru Minamoto and Nozomu Ezomori, who have deemed Kouta the only one worthy of thier affections are also a little older than him... by a few hundred years.


Reviewer: Endosanity
Number of episodes watched: 12


Review:

You ever just want to watch something completely tasteless because it's filled with gutter humor, pointless panty shots, and sexual situations that practically make *you* feel uncomfortable to the point of wondering why you starting watching it in the first place? Well, take all that and throw in a little bit of a fantasy element that involves animal spirits and you've got Kanokon. One of the most wonderful pieces of ecchi garbage to pride itself at being pointless to a fault, and man was it one hell of a good time. One of my favorite aspects of this little series is that the roles are reversed and this time it's the ladies who are the real perverts as you watch Kouta try to get a handle on things but constantly gets overwhelmed. Kanokon tries to tell a story with something about animal spirits and their connection to the ones they love but is that really going to be your main interest in this show? No. If you're as shallow as me you'll be watching it to see Chizuru's and Nozomu's constant sexually induced assaults on Kouta and how he gets so embarrassed that you'd think the poor guy would just pass out.

If try to tell yourself that you're going to watching this for the story of a wonderful romantic comedy between a human and a spiritual deity... please, let's be real. You're a pervert just like me at times and you want to see something that takes it's cheap crappy horribly overused sexual humor and puts it right in your face and when an anime is this uninhibited about itself... you just have to laugh at it. Recommended? Oh yeah, but if you think it's below your "standards", I just have one thing to say to you... PRUDE!

Kanokon (opening)

Recommendation: |High|